Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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