what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
so let's talk penis.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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