I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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