Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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