at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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