we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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