the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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