White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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