I need help removing her.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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