The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i think i just lost a toe
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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