Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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