She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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