My balls are so social today.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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