I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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