He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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