It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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