I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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