WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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