peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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