i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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