the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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