So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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