we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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