I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
is it fun? or sober?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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