you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Every concussion has its silver lining
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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