Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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