What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
