and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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