In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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