Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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