I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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