I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Less talking, more tequila
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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