I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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