are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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