i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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