bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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