"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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