bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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