Its about making memories worth repressing
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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