if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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