Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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