end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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