Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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