Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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