he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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