Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We are two peas in an std pod
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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