She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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