Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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