why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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