I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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