I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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