You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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