you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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